Friday The 13th

One would think a day like Friday the 13th would give all us woman reasons to watch a scary movie with our man, get scared, cuddle, then have unbelievable sex.

Unfortunately, that's far from being the case for this small town girl. Right now as my children are napping, I'm sitting here, blogging and watching Tommy Boy on DVD. Nothing sexy or scary about it....wish I had a bottle of wine to drink. Pretty sure my man doesn't even have any beer in the fridge that I could use to get by so I guess I'm screwed.

So what's the big deal? If this were October, there would be all sorts of scary movies on tv and maybe my man would be home to watch them with me. Except, it's April and the only scary thing going on around here is the pre-tornado warnings. Warnings have been spreading like wildfire across the news today.

But what is it about being scared that makes us get so darn horny? Maybe it's the fact that while watching these so called "scary" movies, our blood is pumping and our hearts are racing. We just feel.....turned on.

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If anyone gets laid tonight, please...write me

and tell me your experience.

OK....new scary moment. As I was writing this, my son decided he didn't like his diaper anymore and came out into the living room butt naked, holding his junk and then running into my bedroom and jumping on my bed.

Talk.About.Scary.

Do men like to take advantage of a woman when she is scared? With her adrenaline already pumping, why not talk a little dirty to her, make her feel safe in your arms. Men are such jerks sometimes.

The one thing that takes away the sexiness in a fright night movie is when your child starts screaming and crying because they had a bad dream and just can't go back to sleep. So instead of the slow kissing and cuddling you were planning on, you're not stuck in your childs bedroom for the 30 minutes calming them down and telling them everything is ok. Then, once your child is back to sleep and you make your way back to the living room, you realize your man is passed out. Snoring away. Any plans you had are now out the window.

If he's not sleeping, then either you or him have completely lost interest in what was going on between you. Sometimes I wonder if kids have a sixth sense for those sort of things. They know you're doing something, but they don't know what, so they call out in cries and make sure nothing happened to you.

If you have a story about a time your child interupted "sexy" time with your man, write me! I wanna hear about it.

Happy Friday the 13th everyone!