Saturday, April 28, 2012

Girls Ep. 2 Review

I wish I could say that this show is "the best" but it's far from. But I guess they have done pretty well with making their characters annoying and self-absorbed.

Like I said before with the character of Hannah, played by Lena Dunham, she is probably one of those characters that you love to hate. Just likes to talk too much and then tries to talk her way out of a situation because she doesn't know what else she can do.

I must say, if you watch the second episode, beware that it starts off with two people having sex. Very raw, normal sex. I was just like wtf? And it's rather funny because he's calling her names and all that "weird" stuff that guys are into and she's sitting there just talking away...doesn't even seem like she enjoys it. By the end of it she says that it was really good but really I don't think she got off at all.....oh yes, that's right. SHE. DIDN'T.

Jessa, the blond who claims to be pregnant, is supposed to be getting an abortion this episode, but I guess she gets scared and goes to the bar instead and has sex with some random guy in the girls bathroom...and when he goes down her pants, he finds.....da da da da...BLOOD. haha. Yep, no baby.

Marnie in this episode basically is trying to get Jessa to the clinic to have her abortion that she never shows up for. And she also made an apointment for Hannah because she thinks she may have an STD.

The other girl...can't think of her name...she admits to Marnie that she is a virgin. She says it like it's cancer tho....really sweetie, it's not that big of a deal.


Anyway, the next episode basically will be focusing on Hannah and what her results are from the test she took from the clinic. It may "seem" like she has caught something. But we will not know until tomorrow night.

Honestly, this show is so crazy weird, but it's also kind of funny because I can see myself in some of these girls and the way they do some of the stuff and say things and whatever. If you get HBO, I do suggest this show. It may make you laugh, but you will hate Hannah...which you're supposed to, as I have figured out from watching just the first 2 episodes.

I do think it's funny that she uses sex with this guy to justify a "relationship". I guess he just has her over when he wants sex from her and that's about all that she gets from him. I think he may sort of care about her, not just because he gets laid. I'm guessing her has many other partners besides her, reason being why he never calls her back or texts her or what have you.

Why do we girls do this to ourselves? I'll never understand. We want more from the guy, so we have sex with him whenever he wants it because we think that he'll want to be with us then, but really he just wants to get in your pants and could care less about talking to you about deep, emotional stuff. I know I have been in this situation a few times before. Guess I just get way too attached to people and think "oh I like him, so he must like me! Let's have sex and he'll want me more"...haha yea doesn't work that way... Well, it did with my current relationship, but we actually have a lot in common.

Anyway, if you've seen the show, please shoot me an email and give me you're insider view of what you think. I'd love to hear from you!

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Fifty Shades

I have now finished the first book, Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James.

This book is definitely not for a mother who is not getting laid. Actually, this book is not for anyone that is in need of a good lay.

I must say, this is the most erotic piece of smut I have ever read in my entire life! I'm not one who reads all that fancy romantic gooey shit that I'm sure most mothers read...well, MY mother anyway.

This book is definitely for a younger generation. The characters are based in their 20s, so I think anyone in high school reading this book is definitely too young to be reading it, and the book should be snatched from their hands immediately.

I'm not really too sure what I can REALLY say about this book, other then it seems like every chapter (from chapter 8 on) they are gettin' down and dirty at least two times. And that's EACH CHAPTER! They start by her losing her virginity to him while having plain "vanilla sex" as they call....what most of us probably have, but don't consider it vanilla. I did, however, find it rather funny that instead of using the word vagina, she uses the word sex. "my sex" = my vagina. Odd. I did find this book (and the second. yes I have started it) to be very repetitive. Lots of "oh my" 's and other things that I've tried to over look. Apparently these two scowl at one another more then they make love lol.

It did get me thinking tho. Since the character Anastasia is supposed to be a virgin, I find it a little odd that just after 2 times of "vanilla sex" that she would be more then willing to go into the "Dom - Sub" world and be tied up and spanked and so forth. I find that stuff rather hard to believe. The character, Christian, is completely, and I do mean, completely FUCKED.UP. But his past has a lot to do with the way he is and is why I am reading the second book to find out more as to why he is so fucked up.

But this book, basically got me so damn horny, I couldn't even read it for a while. I had to stop because I was like, HOLY.SHIT. REALLY?!?!

If you have read this book or the entire series, shoot me an email and tell me what you thought! I'd love to hear your review!

Overall, I do think this is a pretty good book. Not written the best, but that's ok. I can at least read it...better then Lolita where I could barely understand the freaking book. If you're not gettin' any action, reading this book may make you hot and heavy with jealousy. Makes you wish you could find a man who could have sex 3-7 times in a day....damn.

The book has given me a few ideas tho and I have considered stopping at Doctor Johns to see if they have any interesting toys....:) But I just may look online too.

SPOILER ALERT!!!
Do not read any further if you don't want to have it spoiled


Oh yes, I will say that at the end of the book, she finally gives in to him and lets him spank her with a leather belt(?) I believe it was, and this is supposed to be the "worst" of it. As he's spanking her, she is to count out loud each hit (6 in total) and doing so she starts crying from the pain. (I will say he does have "safewords" that you can use when you can't take anymore) When he's done he embarrasses her and she pulls away, screaming at him on how fucked up he is. I love it!! All I could think was, oh shit, this just got real! I know I would have done that after a few of the other things that he did before that.


I believe that is all for now. This frisky little thing is only 5 chapters in to book number two and I just can't put the darn thing down!


If you have any suggestions for topics on the blog, please feel free to comment below or send me an email!! I would love to hear from you!!

Monday, April 16, 2012

Wireless Woop Woop!

I am proud to say, that we are now the owners of our own wireless internet connection! Before today we had to use whatever was "available" to us. There was one connection that was always unlocked, so we assumed that it was a public network. (Someone thought it belonged to the school)

Either way, I can now connect to the internet whenever I want. And I am thankful for that.

The only problem that we really had after getting it hooked up, was trying to setup a freaking password. Of course, my man is FAR from being computer savy, so I had to go it alone on that conquest. (Why didn't I hook up with my smart friend when I had the chance?!)

Well, after texting my good friend, Nathan; who is a computer wiz in his own right and then dinking around on the computer, I finally got it figured out. (Thank Buddha). BTW- I figured it out before Nathan had a chance to texted me back, so it made me feel even smarter :) For whatever reason, I hate having him see me as dumb in any way, shape or form. So I am extremely proud of myself for basically stumbling across what I needed and setting it up so we now are password protected and it has our (well, my boyfriends) last name.


Alright. Well. I just wanted to say how much smarter I feel for figuring it out on my own. Trust me, it was in a spot I had no idea that I should look in. So now I feel smarter.....and just a bit sexier.