Friday, February 8, 2013
Why hello Rabbit
Well, after a year of no sex whatsoever, this mama has finally given in and bought a vibrator! The Rabbit to be precise. I decided on a purple one :) It's really cute but rather intimidating to me. I'm a little scared to use it, but we just may have to break it in tonight :)
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Interesting
Keep learning more and more about myself when I watch Girls on HBO. It's really funny how much of Hannah that I do find in myself. I do want just one person to be with me and want only me and makes me happy and smile and laugh....she always picks the wrong guys....as do I, but I do have a man that loves me....just never wants to have sex with me fromt he looks of it. Grrr...
Speaking of which, I haven't had sex now for a good....oh geez...3 months now? I find that rather crazy that my man has no sex drive what so ever at the moment and when I try to do something sexy, I get pushed to the side. This depression shit is really starting to interfer with my love life.
After reading the Fifty Shades of Grey series, I thought, well maybe we could add some toys into our bedroom to see if maybe that would spice up some rather dull lovin'. Too bad for me, sex toys are expensive and I'm broke...literally.
So, this week I will be looking into ways that couples can spice up their sex life for a budget. And I mean a CHEAP budget...basically nothing. I'm unsure if there are many ways to do that, but I will try to find them. I promise!
if you have any suggestions please email them to me at motherhoodsex@hotmail.com
Speaking of which, I haven't had sex now for a good....oh geez...3 months now? I find that rather crazy that my man has no sex drive what so ever at the moment and when I try to do something sexy, I get pushed to the side. This depression shit is really starting to interfer with my love life.
After reading the Fifty Shades of Grey series, I thought, well maybe we could add some toys into our bedroom to see if maybe that would spice up some rather dull lovin'. Too bad for me, sex toys are expensive and I'm broke...literally.
So, this week I will be looking into ways that couples can spice up their sex life for a budget. And I mean a CHEAP budget...basically nothing. I'm unsure if there are many ways to do that, but I will try to find them. I promise!
if you have any suggestions please email them to me at motherhoodsex@hotmail.com
Monday, May 7, 2012
A Few Reviews
I haven't written in a while, so I figured I should start by giving everyone my little reviews on Girls and of my book that I'm currently reading.
Girls
Alright. I'm unsure if I wrote about last weeks episode, but Hannah did indeed catch an STD. HPV, to be exact. She of course questions her one partner that she has and he, of course, denies having it. I found it rather funny when she was telling him then tried to leave the apartment and tell him goodbye. He decides to go lay on his bed, lift his legs up in the air, holding himself up with his arms and start peddling his legs in the air. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
You can not imagine how freaking funny that it was to watch him. Poor Hannah, just can not catch a break. So she confronts her roommate about her predicament and they both start to suspect Hannah's first guy partner that she had in college. She of course, calls him up and meets him for drinks. After talking for a while, it is revealed that the man is gay. Yes, GAY. And he was for sure that Hannah had figured this out, even when they were dating, but she becomes visably upset. She then questions him on the HPV and said that her current partner doesn't have it. Well, her ex starts to laugh at her and said that men can not get tested for HPV and if her man had gone to get tested he would know that.
Like I said, poor Hannah.
Last nights episode was rather....oh idk, crazy. It starts off with Hannah getting a picture of her mans dick via text message....only to be revised with a "SRY. That wasn't 4 u" text right after. Instead of listening to her friends, she decides to whip off her shirt and send a topless picture of herself to her "man". (I will say this show keeps getting odder and odder)
Jessa is now a babysitter and has to watch 2 young girls. In this episode she manages to lose them and they are hiding under some kind of fense or what not. ----she's rather funny when she talks. I happen to like her character a lot.
Shoshanna <--- I'm pretty sure this is how it is spelled --- gets the chance to have sex with an old aquintance from camp. She of course has really no idea what to expect. He comes over only to surprise to find out her wants to have sex with her....unfortunately, she's a virgin, and he tells her that he doesn't have sex with virgins. "they get too attached"...which I suppose holds some merit.
Marnie of course is pretty much gone most of this episode, and it shows her boyfriend and one of his friends putting together some sort of table to suprise her. His friend wanders through the house looking at the things that "they're not supposed to see". He then finds Hannah's journal...which is just laying on her bed...and starts reading it. Well he apparently finds something rather interesting about how Marnie feels for her man.
At the very end, all the girls have gathered for a small show that Marnie's boyfriend is in. He decides to perform a song that is dedicated to Marnie and Hannah....as he sings, he's singing about Marnie and then brings out...da da da DAH, the journal. And starts to read from it. Hannah pretty much spilled her guts to the journal about how she feels that Marnie should just leave her man. That he's just not for her and she shouldn't suffer anymore. Well, him and his friend walk off the stage when they are done and Marnie dumps her drink on Hannah calling her a bitch.
Fifty Shades
Alright, I am now on my third book of the series. Ana and Christian are now married...whoop whoop...and they are trying to figure out their lives and a married couple.
I think I will make my review rather short, I'm rather tired....I'll continue this later!
Girls
Alright. I'm unsure if I wrote about last weeks episode, but Hannah did indeed catch an STD. HPV, to be exact. She of course questions her one partner that she has and he, of course, denies having it. I found it rather funny when she was telling him then tried to leave the apartment and tell him goodbye. He decides to go lay on his bed, lift his legs up in the air, holding himself up with his arms and start peddling his legs in the air. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
You can not imagine how freaking funny that it was to watch him. Poor Hannah, just can not catch a break. So she confronts her roommate about her predicament and they both start to suspect Hannah's first guy partner that she had in college. She of course, calls him up and meets him for drinks. After talking for a while, it is revealed that the man is gay. Yes, GAY. And he was for sure that Hannah had figured this out, even when they were dating, but she becomes visably upset. She then questions him on the HPV and said that her current partner doesn't have it. Well, her ex starts to laugh at her and said that men can not get tested for HPV and if her man had gone to get tested he would know that.
Like I said, poor Hannah.
Last nights episode was rather....oh idk, crazy. It starts off with Hannah getting a picture of her mans dick via text message....only to be revised with a "SRY. That wasn't 4 u" text right after. Instead of listening to her friends, she decides to whip off her shirt and send a topless picture of herself to her "man". (I will say this show keeps getting odder and odder)
Jessa is now a babysitter and has to watch 2 young girls. In this episode she manages to lose them and they are hiding under some kind of fense or what not. ----she's rather funny when she talks. I happen to like her character a lot.
Shoshanna <--- I'm pretty sure this is how it is spelled --- gets the chance to have sex with an old aquintance from camp. She of course has really no idea what to expect. He comes over only to surprise to find out her wants to have sex with her....unfortunately, she's a virgin, and he tells her that he doesn't have sex with virgins. "they get too attached"...which I suppose holds some merit.
Marnie of course is pretty much gone most of this episode, and it shows her boyfriend and one of his friends putting together some sort of table to suprise her. His friend wanders through the house looking at the things that "they're not supposed to see". He then finds Hannah's journal...which is just laying on her bed...and starts reading it. Well he apparently finds something rather interesting about how Marnie feels for her man.
At the very end, all the girls have gathered for a small show that Marnie's boyfriend is in. He decides to perform a song that is dedicated to Marnie and Hannah....as he sings, he's singing about Marnie and then brings out...da da da DAH, the journal. And starts to read from it. Hannah pretty much spilled her guts to the journal about how she feels that Marnie should just leave her man. That he's just not for her and she shouldn't suffer anymore. Well, him and his friend walk off the stage when they are done and Marnie dumps her drink on Hannah calling her a bitch.
Fifty Shades
Alright, I am now on my third book of the series. Ana and Christian are now married...whoop whoop...and they are trying to figure out their lives and a married couple.
I think I will make my review rather short, I'm rather tired....I'll continue this later!
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